You:
What is your older sister's favorite Monopoly game piece?
Stranger:
ive never played monopoly with my older sister. But it would probably be the dildo
Stranger:
er i mean, the thimble
You:
Why did you choose a liberal-arts degree when your entire family urged you to go into finance?
Stranger:
because i wanted to be able to express my latent desires through my art rather than becoming a numbers slave
You:
In what year did you begin working on your novel?
Stranger:
about 3 years ago, I've been meaning to finish it, but I've been so busy with my professional badmitton career
You:
How many weeks away was graduation when you dropped out of college?
Stranger:
6, I just couldn't take it anymore
You:
What was your score on the civil-service employment exam?
Stranger:
2, they told me it was abotu average for my age range
You:
Where were you sitting when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?
Stranger:
in my comfy chair
You:
Where did you never end up going for your honeymoon?
Stranger:
Paris, we ate lots of cheese
You:
In what year did you begin working for the post office?
Stranger:
1867, we used ponies back then
You:
What is the name of the hedge-fund manager your ex-wife married?
Stranger:
Dong Wang
You:
How many hours did it take you to drink that bottle of Jack Daniel's yesterday?
Stranger:
about 7, afterwards I promptly had a conversation on msn with my ex girlfriend, which I didn't remember at all the next day, except that I prly sounded like a total fucktard
You:
What time was it when, in a drunken rage, you threw your novel into the fire?
Stranger:
about 6 am
You:
If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
