Jamie Martin | Fun with Omegle.com

Fun with Omegle.com

You:	What is your older sister's favorite Monopoly game piece?
Stranger:	ive never played monopoly with my older sister. But it would probably be the dildo
Stranger:	er i mean, the thimble
You:	Why did you choose a liberal-arts degree when your entire family urged you to go into finance?
Stranger:	because i wanted to be able to express my latent desires through my art rather than becoming a numbers slave
You:	In what year did you begin working on your novel?
Stranger:	about 3 years ago, I've been meaning to finish it, but I've been so busy with my professional badmitton career
You:	How many weeks away was graduation when you dropped out of college?
Stranger:	6, I just couldn't take it anymore
You:	What was your score on the civil-service employment exam?
Stranger:	2, they told me it was abotu average for my age range
You:	Where were you sitting when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?
Stranger:	in my comfy chair
You:	Where did you never end up going for your honeymoon?
Stranger:	Paris, we ate lots of cheese
You:	In what year did you begin working for the post office?
Stranger:	1867, we used ponies back then
You:	What is the name of the hedge-fund manager your ex-wife married?
Stranger:	Dong Wang
You:	How many hours did it take you to drink that bottle of Jack Daniel's yesterday?
Stranger:	about 7, afterwards I promptly had a conversation on msn with my ex girlfriend, which I didn't remember at all the next day, except that I prly sounded like a total fucktard
You:	What time was it when, in a drunken rage, you threw your novel into the fire?
Stranger:	about 6 am
You:	If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
Stranger:	I'd kill Kyle
You:	Who's Kyle, and why?
Stranger:	Kyles was a childmolesting junkie
Stranger:	*
You:	Oh ok, well thank you for your time.
Stranger:	np

03/30/09 at 7:22pm

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