| You: | What is your older sister's favorite Monopoly game piece?
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| Stranger: | ive never played monopoly with my older sister. But it would probably be the dildo
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| Stranger: | er i mean, the thimble
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| You: | Why did you choose a liberal-arts degree when your entire family urged you to go into finance?
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| Stranger: | because i wanted to be able to express my latent desires through my art rather than becoming a numbers slave
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| You: | In what year did you begin working on your novel?
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| Stranger: | about 3 years ago, I've been meaning to finish it, but I've been so busy with my professional badmitton career
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| You: | How many weeks away was graduation when you dropped out of college?
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| Stranger: | 6, I just couldn't take it anymore
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| You: | What was your score on the civil-service employment exam?
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| Stranger: | 2, they told me it was abotu average for my age range
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| You: | Where were you sitting when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?
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| Stranger: | in my comfy chair
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| You: | Where did you never end up going for your honeymoon?
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| Stranger: | Paris, we ate lots of cheese
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| You: | In what year did you begin working for the post office?
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| Stranger: | 1867, we used ponies back then
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| You: | What is the name of the hedge-fund manager your ex-wife married?
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| Stranger: | Dong Wang
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| You: | How many hours did it take you to drink that bottle of Jack Daniel's yesterday?
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| Stranger: | about 7, afterwards I promptly had a conversation on msn with my ex girlfriend, which I didn't remember at all the next day, except that I prly sounded like a total fucktard
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| You: | What time was it when, in a drunken rage, you threw your novel into the fire?
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| Stranger: | about 6 am
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| You: | If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
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| Stranger: | I'd kill Kyle
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| You: | Who's Kyle, and why?
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| Stranger: | Kyles was a childmolesting junkie
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| Stranger: | *
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| You: | Oh ok, well thank you for your time.
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| Stranger: | np |