In 1997, Kleberg County Commissioners unanimously voted to adopt “heaven-o” as the official greeting of the county instead of “hello”. Kleberg County residents are now encouraged to use “heaven-o” to acknowledge one another. The reason cited for the change was the fact that hello contains the word hell, even though it is not etymologically related.
Funny, especially because when I was younger I remember my Grandfather (a methodist Reverend) didn’t think the word...
Ahahahaha haha ha oh man oh man this is real—fuck.
Oh good… I’m headed to Texas in a few days, where I’m pretty sure the fact that I’m a foul-mouthed humanist liberal from...
Can we wall this place off, so they don’t muck up...gene pool? Egad.
The sound you might hear is me doing a facepalm reading this… mareen:
Próximamente, los ciudadanos de Essex votarán un proyecto-ley para renombrarlo Eslove.
Wow, this is heaven-a genius! Just because...this, I might have
ridiculous. some...people in this state. and country.
True story, I remember it being on...news. We should have called Shenanigans right away....