allibautista:robot-heart:

notthatkindagay:twothirty:

I love Ellen, but this was an especially great day for the Ellen Show.  The caller is hysterical.

Gladys FTW!! Watching this the whole way thru is worth it. True story.

Gladys is from Austin. Exactly no one is surprised.

 she is so adorable! i hope im that fun to talk to when i’m 88…