hilker:

this better be true. [via syzlak]

You mean better not be true? >_>

To be a comedian, you have to be funny. Jimmy Fallon seems to think that to accomplish this, he must mug to the camera every second he is on it. And he’s just got this smarmy, awful smile that just screams ‘I’m funny, no, really! Look at me!’ It reminds me of this loser who went to my school. His name was Jake, but he insisted on being called “Clyde” because he was just that wacky! What a nutty guy! One time he wore a dress to school for no reason! How wacky! Dresses are for GIRLS, Clyde, but you’re a boy! That’s why it’s funny! Anyways, he looked and acted like Jimmy Fallon, which is to say, a jackass.

What pisses me off the most about Jimmy Fallon is his delivery, not to say any of the jokes are good to begin with, but any that had a chance at a chuckle are butchered by his awful delivery. He cracks up laughing all the time at his own jokes. That is the worst thing you can possibly do when you tell jokes for a living. In fact, he does it in all the sketches he is in too. I don’t see why he cracks up, either, it’s not like any of it is funny.

He also seems to think he is the next Adam Sandler and sings some awful songs (at least a few of Sandler’s were funny. When I was in middle school anyways). I heard one on the radio, and needless to say, I would rather listen to any given Maroon 5 song on a two hour loop. This is not a complement to Maroon 5.

The only people who like Jimmy Fallon are girls, unintelligent ones. In fact, ask any one why they like Jimmy Fallon, but tell then they’re not allowed to use the word ‘cute’ - This will soon be followed by complete silence.

In conclusion, up yours, Jimmy Fallon.