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How will you be able to tell the difference between the songs?
with that sore throat, i don’t think so…
At least I’m reading this first thing in the morning. You know, before I’ve eaten anything that could come back up....
Ai yi yi, said Alpha-5.
Seriously. Scott Stapp is totes upset right about now.
its a giant conspiracy against all hipsters
Does Nickelback even have the ability to suck consistently for that long?
FUCK. THAT. NOISE.
made me barf all over everything. Gross.
Why the HELL would anyone ever want that?