Jamie Martin

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Daft Punk vs Dr Dre - DREvolution 909 (DJ Motherfucking Edge & James Delay Mashup)

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“In times like these, it’s helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.”

- Paul Harvey

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If Atheists Ruled the World

I apologize if this has been posted a jillion times today, but you can’t miss it. :)

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Twouble with Twitter

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How long does it take to fall in love?

The time needed for a man to fall in love at first sight is 8.2 seconds, scientists claim.

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(Redacted): mc chris is on my aim
(Redacted): he is online right now
(Redacted): i want to leak his sn
(Redacted): to 14 year old
(Redacted): fat fangirls
(Redacted): so much
Jamie: the fat fangirls need to check the ring, yo
(Redacted): hahahahaah
(Redacted): he's not married
(Redacted): i dated him
(Redacted): he's an asshole
Jamie: you dated mc chris?
(Redacted): haha
(Redacted): yes
(Redacted): I did
(Redacted): Sadly
Jamie: wait what
(Redacted): He comes up to my boobline
Jamie: irl?
(Redacted): He's so short
(Redacted): ya
Jamie: wait what
Jamie: wait
Jamie: what
(Redacted): I met him online and then whenever he'd come through we'd b e all awwwwwww
(Redacted): For like
(Redacted): three months
(Redacted): Whatever
(Redacted): He was fucking underage chicks the whole time
(Redacted): and then told me I was "too big for him to date"
(Redacted): now he won't talk to me
Jamie: that's incredible
Jamie: oh man (Redacted), you're the greatest thing to ever happen ever
(Redacted): hahaha WHY
Jamie: that's such a great story
(Redacted): and shit
(Redacted): and moving me to nyc
(Redacted): about having babies
(Redacted): All the sappy text messages he sent me
(Redacted): I still have
(Redacted): ANd sharing his gi joe collection with me
(Redacted): But then at shows he would ignore me
(Redacted): But then take me to a children's movie afterwards
(Redacted): and feel me up in the back row