04/01/2009
Hey guys, I really have to get something off my chest…
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Pulp Browser Wars
“They support CSS3 in ‘What?!’”
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Tor - Kill / Any Type of Way (Sufjan Stevens vs Big Daddy Kane & DJ Premier)
From the spectacular Illinoize mixtape.
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- T. S. Eliot
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03/31/2009
9 Video Game OCD Moments You Know You’re Guilty Of
All of these are true, disgustingly true.
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- Napoleon Bonaparte
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Windows Twitter Clients by Memory Usage
The great thing about Twitter is all of the applications for it, you can get updates to your dishwasher to your SNES to your Nokia phone from the 80s, it’s incredible.
I like to blow off steam at night by doing a little gaming - and when I’m in these situations I need a Twitter client that uses as little memory as possible so I don’t lag out and fail humanity. I mean, if I can’t save the world from headcrab aliens - who else can?
The only thing I’m looking for in a client is the ability to update, reply to tweets and favorite them. If it has DMs, a replies section and other features, that’s great - but not important to me.
These are the results of my tests.
Multi-Platform (Mostly AIR)
Tweetdeck - 179,724k
Skimmer - 179,392k*
DestroyTwitter - 123,784k
Statuszer - 117,640k
feedalizr - 100,744k*
Twhirl - 97,380k
AlertThingy - 93,468k*
Twinja - 89,924k*
Spaz - 79,668k
ada - 76,460k
Twitter Thingy - 71,216k
Twair - 68,724k*
Toro - 60,158k*
Snitter - 55,640k
Twitch - 52,964k*
IdentiTwitch - 52,668k
Tweetr - 51,380k*
Windows Clients
blu - 95,716k*
Twittastic - 74,724k
P3:PeraPeraPerv - 73,036k
Mah Tweets - 68,508k*
Tween - 67,056k
Twittle - 56,700k*
TeleTwitter - 54,360k*
Bitter - 50,800k*
Twitterlicious - 40,912k*
Togi - 34,348k*
Tweetanium - 33,604k*
Jata - 29,528k*
MadTwitter - 26,792k*
Programs with asterisks don’t meet my requirements but are here for reference purposes. (Usually means they don’t support favorites.)
So that’s about it. I think I’ll continue with IdentiTwitch, as Snitter is giving me some problems as of late. It’s not the most elegant-looking program - and I don’t even need the Identi.ca support, but it gets the job done.
I love testing out Twitter clients, and I’m pretty sure I’ve tested every single one for Windows. If I missed any clients, would you please let me know?
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03/30/2009
Fun with Omegle.com
- You: What is your older sister's favorite Monopoly game piece?
- Stranger: ive never played monopoly with my older sister. But it would probably be the dildo
- Stranger: er i mean, the thimble
- You: Why did you choose a liberal-arts degree when your entire family urged you to go into finance?
- Stranger: because i wanted to be able to express my latent desires through my art rather than becoming a numbers slave
- You: In what year did you begin working on your novel?
- Stranger: about 3 years ago, I've been meaning to finish it, but I've been so busy with my professional badmitton career
- You: How many weeks away was graduation when you dropped out of college?
- Stranger: 6, I just couldn't take it anymore
- You: What was your score on the civil-service employment exam?
- Stranger: 2, they told me it was abotu average for my age range
- You: Where were you sitting when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?
- Stranger: in my comfy chair
- You: Where did you never end up going for your honeymoon?
- Stranger: Paris, we ate lots of cheese
- You: In what year did you begin working for the post office?
- Stranger: 1867, we used ponies back then
- You: What is the name of the hedge-fund manager your ex-wife married?
- Stranger: Dong Wang
- You: How many hours did it take you to drink that bottle of Jack Daniel's yesterday?
- Stranger: about 7, afterwards I promptly had a conversation on msn with my ex girlfriend, which I didn't remember at all the next day, except that I prly sounded like a total fucktard
- You: What time was it when, in a drunken rage, you threw your novel into the fire?
- Stranger: about 6 am
- You: If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
- Stranger: I'd kill Kyle
- You: Who's Kyle, and why?
- Stranger: Kyles was a childmolesting junkie
- Stranger: *
- You: Oh ok, well thank you for your time.
- Stranger: np
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Prague’s Franz Kafka International Named World’s Most Alienating Airport
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Spanking 'brings couples together'
“Spanking is stressful at first, but it could bring consenting couples closer together. That’s the implication of two studies of hormonal changes associated with sadomasochistic (S&M) activities including spanking, bondage and flogging.”
Topherchris, will you spank me?
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Nathan “Flutebox” Lee and Beardyman Live @ Google London
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OMG Asl?
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whythef***doyouhaveakid.com
Another genius use of Tumblr


