I was born in Phoenix. Now I'm in Seattle. I'm Jamie Martin

Are you serious?
Lindsay Lohan, to attorney Shawn Chapman Holley, after a judge sentenced her to 90 days in jail for violating probation

Anonymous asked: Where is the love?

I remember the first time I ever heard that song on the radio. I thought “this is really catchy - I wonder who the girl singing the chorus is.”

Only to find out days later that IT’S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

I’m pretty sure I know every word to the song still.

The Internet’s completely over… All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.
Prince, on his plans to withhold online distribution of his new album.
Animated 8-bit graphics in HTML5 » 

This is an effect known as “color cycling”

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Jai Paul - BTSTU

Oh My

Oh My

This is the new voice for “Theralion,” one of the new bosses in WoW. I want them to retrofit every boss in the game with his voice.

katefeetie asked: IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?

It was! On the 17th.

I share a birthday with David Hasselhoff.

Aren’t you jealous?

Anonymous asked: So, uhh, want to get hitched and start a pug commune or what?

Yes.

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Gilbere Forte - 1st Floor (feat. Freelance Whales)

Long truck is looooong

Long truck is looooong

Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon > 

Non-circular gears are mesmerizing