I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.

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Daft Punk - Contact
The best song off Random Access Memories
Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal - Parts 1-8 + Bonus
I want this video of Waka Flocka recording backup vocals to be played at my funeral please
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2 Chainz - No Lie (feat. Drake) (Cashmere Cat Remix)
Everyday I listen to new music, and it’s usually the same genres or the same ideas. There hasn’t been anything as fresh and new and exciting as Cashmere Cat that I’ve heard in a long time.
This dog doesn’t want any kisses
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Miguel - Do You… (Cashmere Cat Remix)
Due to the decline in cigarette sales, some tobacco farmers are now growing chick peas to supply the growing demand for hummus
This guy doesn’t like having his picture taken
Man loses life savings at carnival “…and all he has to show for it, is this stuffed banana with dreadlocks.”
I’m moving to a house in Mesa this month and my car alllmost fits in the garage. It’s kind of adorable but mostly annoying. My fault, I should have checked.
Amazon is busy trying to gobble up all kinds of top-level domains—.book, .read, you name it—but it also has its eye on .amazon, too. Turns out that the Brazilian and Peruvian governments have something to say about that
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Janet Jackson - Someone To Call My Lover (Giraffage Remix)
This video is a cat, dressed in a shark costume, riding a Roomba, chasing a duckling around. And if that weren’t enough, a dog shows up, dressed in his own hammerhead costume.
Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.