Aug 8, 2008
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Weezer - The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations On A Shaker Hymn)

Metamorphosing famous Shaker hymn ‘Simple Gifts’ into the surf-pop ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’. This a 6 minute epic that has been compared to American Idiot-era Green Day, MCR’s ‘Welcome To The Black Parade’ and even Weird Al Yankovic. All those comparisons are valid and that means people either think it’s the most amazing Weezer track in years or think it is utterly abysmal. I think it’s the former.

Play Count: 59

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This is lightning being filmed in slow-motion using the Casio EX-F1. Watch the lightning search for a ground.

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Rob and Elliot is pretty hit and miss. This one is a hit for sure though.

Rob and Elliot is pretty hit and miss. This one is a hit for sure though.

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5 Scientific Theories That Will Make Your Head Explode

Well, according to some math we have no interest in going into, the size of the “actual” universe is so large that if the universe we just described (the impossibly, mind-bogglingly large one) were the size of a quarter, the actual universe would be the size of the Earth.

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Aug 7, 2008
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Asher Roth - A Milli Freestyle

Hip-hop’s next big thing, Asher Roth, has joined in on the trend of releasing a freestyle for “A Milli” a few weeks after he put out a great music video criticizing Jay-Z for not signing him.

At the opening of the track Roth claims the only reason he did the track was because people on his MySpace told him he had to. Considering he was forced, it’s not that bad—it has a lot of funny lines (including a line taking a shot at J.J. Redick, and comparing himself to Wayne Gretzky and Alex Ovechkin).

Play Count: 82

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Aug 6, 2008
I love when house listings include the phrase “carpet in all the right places.” What’s “all the wrong places?” Carpet in the bathtub?

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Charleston Style

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Aug 5, 2008
Funny metaphors used in high school essays

onemoretimewithfeeling:

“From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.”

jackieheartsb:

I LOL’d at no. 19:

Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

ali-with-an-i:

This is worth a look.

My personal favourite: 7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

My favorite: “John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.”

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She speaks the truth

  • Jamie: What's that from?
  • Claire: Pic unrelated
  • Jamie: Oh, really?
  • Claire: Yeah, old pic unrelated, before it became nothing but boring shock porn

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Bangers & Cash - Bitch (The Chimney Climbers Remix)

I’m totally enamored with this gorgeous remix by The Chimney Climbers that will appear only on the European version of the Bangers & Cash LP. Benny Blanco and Spank Rock are the truth.

Play Count: 75

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Man decapitates passenger aboard Greyhound bus in Manitoba

There’s just not much to say about this one..

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10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn

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In the Alabama-Tennessee rivalry, I think we have a winner.

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