October 2009
What cities in the US are named after European... →
I can’t wait to trick a fiancée into traveling to one of these places.
September 2009
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
– E. B. White
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
– Flannery O’Connor
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
– Paul Beatty
Potato farmer holy grail: McDonald's french fries →
Since McDonald’s buys more than 3.4 billion pounds of U.S. potatoes annually, it has the power to dictate whether a variety sprouts or winds up in the less-lucrative supermarket freezer’s crinklecut bin — or worse yet, banished to become dehydrated taters.
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical...
– Vilhjalmur Stefansson
Trendsmap - Real-time local Twitter trends Mapped →
This is very very cool.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
– George Burns
There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to...
– Alfred Korzybski
It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
That’s why I’m posting on tumblarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
50-year-old underwater billboards found off the... →
The advertiser was trying to target the ‘personal submarine’ market.
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its...
– Arnold Toynbee
Touché, Mr. Vaché
omfgvache: hahah, getting laid is not at the top of my priorities.
decoyfordateline: IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT SEX
decoyfordateline: DAMNIT
omfgvache: THEN WHY ELSE AM I USING MYSPACE?!
Kanyelicio.us →
Flawless Victory
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
– George Bernard Shaw
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that...
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Patrick Swayze (1952 - 2009)
In Kanye’s defense, I don’t think Taylor Swift was being honest...
– Adam Isacson
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
– Abraham Lincoln