September 2009
“No.”
– Amy Carter, (President Jimmy Carter’s daughter) when asked by a reporter if she had any message for the children of America
howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com →
Electrixx - Tetris
This one got the whole office...
August 2009
The Font War: Ikea →
Fans Fume over Switch to Verdana
Phonat - Set Me Free (Extended Mix)
“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian...”
– A. Whitney Brown
45% Employers use Facebook/Twitter to screen job... →
A big jump from 22 percent last year. Another 11 percent plan to start using social networking sites for screening.
20 Food Innovations That We Could Have Done... →
Policeman busted for feeding Pop-Tarts to Gorillas →
A police office in St. Paul, Minnesota is under investigation for feeding Pop-Tarts to gorillas during an unauthorized after-hours tour of the Como Zoo. The cop was caught on CCTV.
Owl City - Umbrella Beach
I can’t get over...
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”
– Anatole France
Filthy Dukes - Tupac Robot Club Rock (Kill Em All,...
Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta →
“No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your...”
– Jascha Heifetz
Lady next to me in Subway ordered a salad with pepperoni and mayonnaise - without missing a beat, the server asked if she also wanted bacon.
“You know who [got upset]? The stupid people…Bill O’Reilly called me...”
– Bill Maher on Conan
The Confessions of an NBA Scorekeeper →
This was a much more entertaining read than I originally anticipated it to be.
The Longest Poem in the World →
This site uses a python script to pull real-time public twitter updates that rhyme in order to compose the longest poem in the world.
“If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re...”
– Russell P. Askue
Surf Away at Work →
Workers who use up to 20% of their time at work surfing the Internet for leisure are more productive, by about 9%, than those who don’t.
Wikipedia Vs. Predator →
Predator wins most of the time
Visitor - Los Feeling (Monsieur Adi Remix)
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Woofer - A Twitter Alternative →
Similar to Twitter, Woofer counts down the amount of characters you have input with a big number at the top right of the screen. But you’re not allowed to post anything until you hit 1,400.
“Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning,...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
America's 25 Douchiest Colleges →
Michael Jackson's death ruled a homicide →
The LA coroner released its results today
“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.”
– Wilson Mizner
Super Mash Bros - Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean
“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.”
– George Bernard Shaw
Mexico Legalizes Drug Possession →
Today’s law decriminalizes possession of small amounts of marijuana, cocaine, heroin and other drugs
Mos Def - Quiet Dog Bite Hard
This album has been...
“Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him.”
– Paul Eldridge
What does this chat n-tail
shark: Bahaha
Bucket: Shorten the tails on your Ns there, sonny.
snark: Banana
