March 2009
9 Video Game OCD Moments You Know You’re Guilty Of →
All of these are true, disgustingly true.
“From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte
Windows Twitter Clients by Memory Usage
The great thing about Twitter is all of the applications for it, you can get updates to your dishwasher to your SNES to your Nokia phone from the 80s, it’s incredible.
I like to blow off steam at night by doing a little gaming - and when I’m in these situations I need a Twitter client that uses as little memory as possible so I don’t lag out and fail humanity. I mean, if I...
Fun with Omegle.com
You: What is your older sister's favorite Monopoly game piece?
Stranger: ive never played monopoly with my older sister. But it would probably be the dildo
Stranger: er i mean, the thimble
You: Why did you choose a liberal-arts degree when your entire family urged you to go into finance?
Stranger: because i wanted to be able to express my latent desires through my art rather than becoming a numbers slave
You: In what year did you begin working on your novel?
Stranger: about 3 years ago, I've been meaning to finish it, but I've been so busy with my professional badmitton career
You: How many weeks away was graduation when you dropped out of college?
Stranger: 6, I just couldn't take it anymore
You: What was your score on the civil-service employment exam?
Stranger: 2, they told me it was abotu average for my age range
You: Where were you sitting when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?
Stranger: in my comfy chair
You: Where did you never end up going for your honeymoon?
Stranger: Paris, we ate lots of cheese
You: In what year did you begin working for the post office?
Stranger: 1867, we used ponies back then
You: What is the name of the hedge-fund manager your ex-wife married?
Stranger: Dong Wang
You: How many hours did it take you to drink that bottle of Jack Daniel's yesterday?
Stranger: about 7, afterwards I promptly had a conversation on msn with my ex girlfriend, which I didn't remember at all the next day, except that I prly sounded like a total fucktard
You: What time was it when, in a drunken rage, you threw your novel into the fire?
Stranger: about 6 am
You: If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
Stranger: I'd kill Kyle
You: Who's Kyle, and why?
Stranger: Kyles was a childmolesting junkie
Stranger: *
You: Oh ok, well thank you for your time.
Stranger: np
Spanking 'brings couples together' →
“Spanking is stressful at first, but it could bring consenting couples closer together. That’s the implication of two studies of hormonal changes associated with sadomasochistic (S&M) activities including spanking, bondage and flogging.”
Topherchris, will you spank me?
OMG Asl?
whythef***doyouhaveakid.com →
Another genius use of Tumblr
Daft Punk vs Dr Dre - DREvolution 909 (DJ...
“In times like these, it’s helpful to remember that there have always been...”
– Paul Harvey
How long does it take to fall in love? →
The time needed for a man to fall in love at first sight is 8.2 seconds, scientists claim.
MC Chris is an asshole
(Redacted): mc chris is on my aim
(Redacted): he is online right now
(Redacted): i want to leak his sn
(Redacted): to 14 year old
(Redacted): fat fangirls
(Redacted): so much
Jamie: the fat fangirls need to check the ring, yo
(Redacted): hahahahaah
(Redacted): he's not married
(Redacted): i dated him
(Redacted): he's an asshole
Jamie: you dated mc chris?
(Redacted): haha
(Redacted): yes
(Redacted): I did
(Redacted): Sadly
Jamie: wait what
(Redacted): He comes up to my boobline
Jamie: irl?
(Redacted): He's so short
(Redacted): ya
Jamie: wait what
Jamie: wait
Jamie: what
(Redacted): I met him online and then whenever he'd come through we'd b e all awwwwwww
(Redacted): For like
(Redacted): three months
(Redacted): Whatever
(Redacted): He was fucking underage chicks the whole time
(Redacted): and then told me I was "too big for him to date"
(Redacted): now he won't talk to me
Jamie: that's incredible
Jamie: oh man (Redacted), you're the greatest thing to ever happen ever
(Redacted): hahaha WHY
Jamie: that's such a great story
(Redacted): and shit
(Redacted): and moving me to nyc
(Redacted): about having babies
(Redacted): All the sappy text messages he sent me
(Redacted): I still have
(Redacted): ANd sharing his gi joe collection with me
(Redacted): But then at shows he would ignore me
(Redacted): But then take me to a children's movie afterwards
(Redacted): and feel me up in the back row
Jamie Martin - The Ultimate Super Mario Brothers...