November 2009
From Dave Barry's "Revenge of the Pork Person"
I have never met a woman, no matter how attractive, who wasn’t convinced, deep down inside, that she was a real woofer. Men tend to be just the opposite. A man can have a belly you could house commercial aircraft in and a grand total of eight greasy strands of hair, which he grows real long and combs across the top of his head so that he looks, when viewed from above, like an egg in the...
Erol Alkan & Boys Noize - Waves (Chilly...
“A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging...”
– William James
Whole Stuffed Camel →
A recipe from a cookbook called International Cuisine, presented by California Home Economics Teachers, 1983 (ISBN 0-89626-051-8)
“In a mad world only the mad are sane.”
– Akira Kurosawa
UnrelatedCaptions.com →
Phyllis: What are you making?
Dwight: A knife
Phyllis: You're making a knife with a knife?
Dwight: Do you have a better way?!
Sébastien Tellier - Roche (Breakbot Remix)
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of...”
– Robert Benchley
Gang killed people for fat →
Police say a gang in the Peruvian jungle has been killing people and draining fat from the corpses to sell on the black market for use in cosmetics, although medical experts say they doubt a major market for fat exists.
Silver - Through The Storm
Promo from an upcoming...
Make Me Mighty →
This website transforms your name into something epic. I am “Captain Jamiehawk: The Arch-friend”
Jamie talks with his Mother
Mom: I love this song! I love Britney Spears!
Jamie: You know what she's singing about here, right?
Mom: No, what?
Jamie: It's called "three," it's about a threesome.
Mom: What? It's about freedom?
Jamie: Yes Mom, it's about freedom.
WatchZach Galifianakis takes Conan O’Brien Between Two Ferns - This is probably my favorite one to date.
Kimberly: hi
Jamie: i don't understand the concept of birthday sex, kimberly
Jamie: i mean jeremih's song is catchy and all
Kimberly: Every time you talk to me it sounds like you're updating your twitter account.
“Sometimes people are layered like that. There’s something totally...”
– Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog
Two YouTube Videos And A Motherf***ing Cross-fader →
This site turns your web browser and your favorite YouTube into tracks a rudimentary DJ setup.
Shark bite acts as emergency caesarean →
“A shark stunned aquarium visitors in New Zealand when it bit a female shark’s stomach, causing four baby sharks to spill out of its womb.”
Maybe it was a Nurse Shark.
“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.”
– Jane Wagner
Muse - Undisclosed Desires (Thin White Duke Remix)
Cool Kids x Hey Champ – (We Are) Champions
“Is there life before death?”
– Graffito
