February 2009
“I don’t cry because I am less than a man. I cry because I am a man.”
– Bruce Smith
The next Sci-Fi original movie is called “Splinter” - rogue possessed splinters that attack a town. These movies most be made on a dare?
Now I’m watching Sci-Fi’s “Wyvern” - a movie about flying dragons attacking a rural US town. Tell me again; why am I single?
January 2009
Lots of Cardinals fans out today - never realized Phoenix was so Catholic
WatchATHF’s Carl has some harsh words for us Cardinal fans regarding this weekend’s Super Bowl.
WatchSarah sent me a link to Ian Reed Kesler’s IMDB page today, which made me dig up one of the clips of him in The Loop. Does anybody remember this show? Sadly, it was short-lived.
Andrew Bird - Imitosis (Four Tet remix)
So far so good with my New Year’s resolution of 3200x1200
Pittsburgh vs. Arizona Super Bowl Food-Off →
I seriously want to have all of this food at my super bowl party.
Oh The Humanity!
dodai: ok so what happened? you called the snuggie people?
workhorse: yes i called the snuggie people and after hitting 0 about 15 times to the recorded woman
workhorse: it prompted me to call another number!
workhorse: i waited on hold for 20 minutes.
workhorse: there was severe classical hold music playing
workhorse: a woman picks up and sneezes
dodai: oh dear
workhorse: i say, gosh are you sick?
workhorse: she says: it's really cold in here
workhorse: i say, do they give you all snuggies to wear
workhorse: she says: no.
dodai: HA
workhorse: so i ask what the snuggies are made out of, because i want to iron-on some iron ons on them…
dodai: haha
workhorse: and she says they’re made of "thick luxurious fleece."
workhorse: and i say yeah, i know, but is it like, a poly cotton blend?
workhorse: she says: hold on. i’m on hold again. she comes back and says "it's thick luxrious fleece."
dodai: haha
workhorse: so then i say that i'm looking to buy about 50 snuggies 'cause i want to make the united states of snuggie, because there's not red snuggies and blue snuggies, there's the united states of snuggies
dodai: omg. what did she say?
workhorse: nothing. so i say that i know that it's $7.95 to ship each snuggie, and that the PO box is in connecticut and i was wondering if i could just drive to the snuggiefactory and pick ‘em up and save whatever 50 times $7.95 is.
workhorse: she says: hold on.
workhorse: she comes back and says: no.
dodai: so wait. did you order snuggies or not?
workhorse: no! she also said the shipping time is like six fuckin weeks, so it’ll be SPRING before we get the fuckin snuggies.
workhorse: we're gonna feel stupid and i'm gonna have like $1000 tied up in snuggies.
dodai: but what about the snuggie party??
workhorse: i got two on eBay.
Ulli's Roy Orbison in Cling-film site →
“Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange...
“With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil...”
– Steven Weinberg
Young Deer Hit by Google Maps van. Caught on... →
Yes kids, now you too can virtually hit a deer, just click the arrow! This is sad and bizarre all at the same time.
Britney Spears just twittered again? I’m sorry Chris Crocker, but I think she needs to leave _me_ alone.
“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can...”
– Queen Juliana
And just like my life, the U-Haul truck is empty. Damn.
I boxed in a smart car today. NOT SO SMART ARE YOU NOW, EH MR SMART CAR?
Robert Miles - Children (HxdB Remix)
Scientology Is A Religion For Children →
Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson (and also Ralph Wiggum?! The world is changed, I feel it in the water), has been making robocalls on behalf of the Church of Scientology using Bart’s voice to promote an upcoming event. Um, what?
WatchGlowing Cities Under a Nighttime Sky
This watch is water resistant to up to 500 meters? Well at least I’ll know what time it will be when I die.
Iceland’s raising its whaling quota to 300 is a good reminder for us all to look over our own whaling quotas.
Mint Royale (feat Pos from De La Soul) - Show Me
Land it in the Hudson
An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River.
“The company is on the brink of failure, so let’s Land it in the Hudson.”
“If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re...”
– Russell P. Askue
Which Sex Positions Are Possible In Space? →
NASA knows…
WatchRemember the cat Sockington who has a twitter? Well he’s been getting into film as well!
Yes ladies and gentlemen, LOLcat movies, it was only a matter of time..
Well I’m trying to double this cookie recipe but this piece of crap oven won’t reach 700 degrees.
“Congratulations to ‘Benjamin Button’ for its 13 Oscar nominations....”
– Stephen Colbert
The fact that I’m being really productive and that there’s no football today has to be a pure coincidence.