July 2008
If Johnny Appleseed existed today, people would think he was a creepy homeless guy: “Kids stay away from him, he has a pot on his head.”
“The inherent problem with watching Wall-E is that almost every robot in that...”
– Twelve Reasons a Movie Should Never be a First Date
re: Dear Lazy Tumblr
pierreism:
livejamie:
thatguyben:
[Because this worked so well the last time, I figured I’d try again.]
Suppose I wanted to enable disqus comments on only some of my posts (or, if you like, only some of my post types, eg text only) and then only some of the time.
Here is what I imagine the behaviour to be:
write a new text post
tag is with “commentsenabled”
comments are enabled
Text...
June 2008
“We have these cultural beliefs that children are the key to happiness and a...”
– Florida State Professor Robin Simon
Capcom - Megaman Elec Man Theme
A couple of...
So True..
Jamie: wait what the hell, ruslana korshunova jumped out of her building and killer herself today?
hrrrthrrr: who?
Jamie: http://www.nypost.com/seven/06282008/photos/model7.jpg
Jamie: she's a model chick
hrrrthrrr: oh
Jamie: just kinda random
Jamie: jumping out of a building
hrrrthrrr: yeah
hrrrthrrr: especially when you are hot
Dear Lazy Tumblr
thatguyben:
[Because this worked so well the last time, I figured I’d try again.]
Suppose I wanted to enable disqus comments on only some of my posts (or, if you like, only some of my post types, eg text only) and then only some of the time.
Here is what I imagine the behaviour to be:
write a new text post
tag is with “commentsenabled”
comments are enabled
Text posts that don’t have...
Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a study... →
I knew it!
Whoever said that bananas were the perfect food, never had an OtterPop.
Hell Unfreezes Over: Blizzard Confirms Diablo 3 →
Yes, Finally! I’d like to appologize in advance to my left-mouse button; you’re in for a world of hurt buddy.
BMW M3 Beats Prius in Fuel Economy Test →
“…it isn’t what you drive that matters, it’s how you drive it.”
MGMT- Electric Feel (Justice Remix)
It seems...
Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty... →
“I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I’m old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in...
“You’ll be seeing whales for a bit.”
– Twitter Status - Friday Morning
I want to see Wall-E so bad!
“My role in society, or any artist’s or poet’s role, is to try and...”
– John Lennon
Nina Simone - Here Comes the Sun
If you’re...
Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
Twitter Blog: Too much Jabber! →
All the way back in May they said on their blog they’d take down IM services for a day, and they’re still down. This is incredibly unprofessional and annoying. I want TwitterSync to work again. :(
Rev. Al Sharpton thinks Anderson Cooper is going...
whatthefuckdoineedtoknow is proof that topherchris wins at the internet.
I'm 'Kinda' Back
As indicated in the previous post I was able to get the webternet back by re-arranging the desk in my room to where I can get an antennae out the window giving me wireless networks galore. (Sad, eh?)
I’ve completed the re-design of livejamie.com with commenting, the counter and everything, I even had a little fun with the logo. (Refresh to see a new one.)
I’m also going to change...
3 tags
Classic Stories in Three Lines or Less →
I’d add one of these as a chat post, but you can’t put HTML in them. :(
3 tags
Vertigo Theme →
I just changed my Tumblr theme to this and it’s spectacular, I think I might give this one a real shot. Now I just have to add Disqus to it.
“When I met you I thought: ‘This girl has beauty, fiercely intense passion,...”
– Someone about me and why it never worked out.
Woah.
Buying vs Renting
Matty: Hmm
Matty: A little bored this afternoon
Matty: Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting
Matty: Paul Macartney is my subject
Matty: I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
Matty: Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
Matty: Heather aint exactly the best looking bird
Matty: Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything..
Matty: Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Matty: Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees
Matty: Sometimes renting makes far more sense..
Six ways in which Pokemon really bothers me. →
Brilliant!
Girl Talk - Play Your Part (Pt. 1)
After teasing...
Tired of Your Job? →
Canada is hiring Astronauts!
“Why Russert and Carlin, and not O’Reilly and Mencia?”
– Some internet person (via Star and lifeofbk) Don’t worry though, Carlos Mencia does have a habit of copying what other comedians do. Maybe we’ll get lucky?
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It...”
– George Carlin (1937-2008)
Hey all, I’ve been without internet for the last two weeks. I’ll be back in full force this weekend, and I’ve got some really big news. :)
The Letter in the Pond →
This is the best thing I’ve read on the internet in a long long time. Please take a second to read this story.
I love this girl
Jamie: The Arizona Gay Realtors Association, doesn't that seem altogether unnecessary to you?
Claire: Yeah, I don't wanna buy a house from those fags!