March 2008
Mr. T brings boy out of coma →
Is there anything this man can’t do?
Fill out short survey and get a free Swingline... →
Available to us in the USA. I can’t wait to get mine!
Holy Lord, this is funny. Taken from someone's...
Ok. So I'm riding the train home from the mall today around noon. I'm sitting at the back listening to my iPod when these two dudes come up to me. One was a weird looking black dude and his friend was, what looked to be, a white nerd.
They come up to me, and this is how the conversation goes:
White guy: Hey, mannn
Me: ?
Black guy: You like rap?
Me: Uhhh, yeah?
Black guy: Alright, man. You need to check out our mixtape. It's only $1. We're the "Dream Team"
Me: ....
So now I'm interested to see what these clowns are made of. I give them $1 and take the Memorex CD and drop it in my bag.
When I get home I put the CD in my computer and see there is only one 3-minute track. I give the immediate : \
I rip the song onto my computer and play it.
All of the sudden I'm taken over by annoying synthesizers and badly placed drum beats.
"This sounds familiar"
And I hear those haunting words......."We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.."
I realized I just PAYED to be Rick Rolled.
Barsexual
(n) A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men. A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking. A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.
A new way to Rick Roll your friends! →
Via the telephone! o_o
“Do our computer pundits lack all common sense? The truth in no online database...”
– Newsweek’s 1995 article “The Internet? Bah!”
“I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina...”
– Kate Beckinsale
Watch“Black is the new President, bitch!”
ASU gave me an email address, and when I log-in it lets me add and remove classes. I think I got in? Maybe the letter is lost in the mail.
Lowtax speaks at the University of Illinois →
3 years ago, Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka was invited to speak at the “Reflections | Projections” seminar hosted by the Association for Computing Machinery at the University of Illinois. Fortunately the university videotaped his historical speech, “Enabling the Online Community through Vertical PSOTs and Automated Adverse Content Delivery Systems” and it’s here...
I'm ganking wireless right now to say that moving is terrible (so sore) but I'm glad to be in Mesa again. I'll have the internet back Monday
WatchA pair of hapless bandits in Australia received a shock when they burst into a Sydney sports club brandishing machetes only to find it occupied by about 50 bikers. Whoops.
Family Guy’s Cleveland Gets Own Show →
This is either really awesome or really terrible, I can’t decide.
Way to screw up everything again Ohio. And don't even get me started on you, Texas. Nobody even likes you very much.
“One of Clinton’s laws of politics is this… If one candidate is trying to scare...”
– Bill Clinton at a Kerry for President Rally, October 25, 2004 (via carolinek)
“The function of the imagination is not to make strange things settled, so much...”
– G. K. Chesterton
Bringing Back the Hat →
I’m all for this!
Shrine of the Mall Ninja →
This is amazing.
“When you’re young, you look at television and think, ‘There’s...”
– Steve Jobs
Hands up who remembers The Dumdums? Right, you can...
Watch “Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars” This video is epic win. One of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while. Well done.
I'm not dead yet! I feel better.
Just in the middle of a move, I’ll be back in full force sometime next week.
