January 2009
The Sky in Motion →
The incredible three time lapse clips show the night sky from Namibia in southern Africa.
Maryland State Trooper Arrested After Abduction →
Baltimore County Police say they were called to Taco Bell by employees, who said they were being disturbed by a drunken trooper turning on his siren and trying to pull people over in the drive-thru lane.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
– Noel Coward
Cloudzangel: Part III - The Final Chapter?
The gift that keeps on giving, now I’ve been nice and calm the entire time. Once she told me to go away, I did! I left her alone, didn’t message her once.. I moved on and went about my business.
What happened? The next day she IMs me out of the blue (I have no idea why) - I thought it’d stop there since she didn’t respond.
But I guess not, minutes ago I got this...
December 2008
Peter Gabriel has a song called Shock the Monkey? I didn’t even know they had flash banner ads back then.
Go ahead and uninstall the Twitter client you’re using now and use http://twoogie.com instead. It’s Twitter, Doogie Howser, M.D. Style
MUST HAVE CAKE? How are you going to get it? →
Amazing thread.
Hulu's Counting Down to 2009 →
Hulu will be live-streaming the event straight from New York City
Happy New Year from the future.
– Australian friend of mine Matthew Buchanan
Man carrying over $70 chooses jail over $1.57 soda →
Police responding to the report of a theft recently say the 27-year-old man appeared drunk.
Reading the latest posts on your Tumblr Dashboard...
zehnuhr:
jensnikolaus:
If you are not checking your dashboard every 2 mins like certain people do for sure, then you are just fucking lost. It’s on you to decide if you just ignore all other posts than on the first page or if you want to click through the pages.
Because I am following only friends of mine (<20 people) I run through all the pages. My issue here is that I have no clue what...
The Great Chess Doping Scandal →
“When a judge asked Ivanchuk to submit to a drug test, he stormed out of the room in the conference center, kicked a concrete pillar in the lobby, pounded a countertop in the cafeteria with his fists and then vanished into the coatroom.”
Best palindrome of all time? “taco cat”
Another email to tell me I’ve unsubscribed? Golly, thanks!
Michael Scott Would Be Proud
metalplates18in: holy crap. I'm excited for the pantsless light rail
livejamie: yes!
metalplates18in: have you ridden it yet?
livejamie: nope.. but i've seen it
metalplates18in: it runs pretty well
livejamie: yes
metalplates18in: I rode it into phoenix yesterday
livejamie: "that's what she said" to all of these btw
metalplates18in: XD
metalplates18in: well done
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
– Andy Gibb
I’m getting a G1 tomorrow, but this almost sways me toward the iPhone
The plot thickens!
cloudzangel: I don't appreciate you posting my screen name on your blog, JERK. Just because I didn't want to talk to you online is no reason to go posting it all over the internet! Not everyone likes being IMed by strangers. Get over it!!!! You could have emailed me instead and I would've been a little nicer but this screen name IS PRIVATE....LIKE MY WEBSITE SAYS!!! So remove my screen name from your blog and GET OVER THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU! It wasn't even that big a deal! So remove my screen name from your blog and LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! Try seeing it from my point of you...I don't like getting bothered online by strangers and I don't like random people I don't know having my screen name! So GET LOST, JERK!
livejamie: Listen, I didn't ever ask for you to talk to me. I mearly IMed you after _you_ initiated contact with me first, maybe I should bitch you out for adding me to twitter without asking me first? Did I do that? No, because that's not what human beings do.
livejamie: I've been 100% nice and cordial to you the entire time, and you've treated me like shit.
livejamie: You have published your yahoo identity/screenname on your public webpage for the world to see. I'm sorry you don't like what I've published, but next time please try to treat people how you'd like to be treated.
livejamie: Also, I _did_ email you. So if you're going to continue to be crazy, please leave me alone.
livejamie: I'm sure deep down you're a nice person, and you added me to twitter because maybe you wanted to get to know me or something, but I guess I was wrong - maybe we could even start over. Hello I'm Jamie?
livejamie: Guess not, but I'm sorry I have to go, I'm in the middle of an intense monopoly game currently. I'm sittin on Baltic with crap! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass!
Yvette's Bridal Formal →
This site can’t be real. This site can’t be real. This site can’t be real. This site can’t be real.
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of...
– Quentin Crisp
Improv Everywhere's Global No Pants Subway Ride →
I’m going to the Phoenix one!
Baxter: Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm.
Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.
Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.
Baxter: I will tell tales of your compassion.
Bear: Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears.
Did Andy Rooney Really Say That? →
A quiz I only missed two questions on.
Arrested Development has such a special place in my heart, and I can’t...
– Will Arnett
Avoid Downloading Fake Torrents and Spam with... →
Every torrent on the site is checked for viruses, DRM and password protected archives by Vertor’s software, and users are able to preview the the contents of torrents before they download.
If you don’t mind, folks, I’d like to consider the option that we may just have to do it live.
Twitter / QassamCount →
Israeli soldiers are Twittering each rocket attack into Gaza via Twhirl.
Never IM cloudzangel on Yahoo
livejamie: hi! you just added me to twitter :)
cloudzangel: I don't know how you got my screen name but I don't give this screen name out and don't like strangers IMing me so please go away. Goodbye
livejamie: oh. you added me to twitter just now, i just wanted to know who you were :(
cloudzangel: But I didn't give you my screen name to IM me and I didn't give you permission to IM me. This screen name is posted NOWHERE. Just my email address and that is the ONLY way I allow people I don't know to contact me so goodbye