December 2008
If You Liked This, Sure to Love That →
A fascinating article on the teams of programmers working to win the $1,000,000 Netflix Prize
November 2008
“It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and...”
– Henry Ford
Alt-Shift-Control-S, Photoshop? Is that the best you can do? I wanna hold down 4 keys before I can save stuff.
I’m going to treat these Mashable open web awards like I did my high school prom king elections; by selling my vote to the highest bidder.
This rain is nature’s way of punishing all the idiots standing in line for Black Friday
“The girl in the book that I’m reading is the most beautiful girl in the entire...”
– wherescoachbombay:
Same thirteen-year-old-boy at my school.
I’ve said once, and I’ll say it twice: this kid has game.
Gentleman, don’t make me start a tumblr called, “Pick-Up Lines for Grown Men By A Thirteen-Year-Old Special Ed Kid”
UM YES JILL BOOK DEAL (via nickdouglas)
Make this Tumblr...
“Lord, we give thee kthx.”
– Nick Douglas
Holy crap, everybody is WAAYYY late for work today! They can’t even blame the traffic, it was a breeze getting here!
Haunted Mansion Counterstrike level →
I’d want to get Counterstrike just to try this..
“I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually...”
– Mark Twain
watchtheguild.com →
This mini-series staring Felicia Day is one of the better WoW/MMORPG-Based ones, the bald guy who plays the guildmaster is incredible.
Seven Opposites You'll Find in a Bar... →
One of the best comics I’ve ever seen.
WatchReggie Watts is some kind of sorcerer.
That last joke I made was lame, but at least it runs on every platform, right?
5 Ways to Get Rich (Without a Single Discernible... →
Did you know you can make six figures as a beggar?
The case of the 500-mile email →
Knock, knock, Who’s there? …………………………………………………………………………………………….. Java.
When I installed the filing cabinet into my office today, it only cost a bit of my soul and self-dignity.
djahandarie: we ain't here to do e-c-e
djahandarie: we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
djahandarie: listen to me spit these rhymes
djahandarie: while i program lines
djahandarie: and commit web accessibility crimes
djahandarie: word, son
http402: You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
http402: But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
http402: I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
http402: While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
http402: Cut the crap rap,
http402: Or I'll run ettercap,
http402: Grab your AIM chat,
http402: N' send a PC bitch-slap!
http402: peace
djahandarie: you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
djahandarie: while i got other plans
djahandarie: you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
djahandarie: you just create a plight with your http rewrites
djahandarie: i've been on the web since the age of three
djahandarie: you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
djahandarie: respect yo' elders, bitch
http402: You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
http402: Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
http402: You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
http402: You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
http402: Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
http402: Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
http402: Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
http402: Face it. I rule.
djahandarie: i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
djahandarie: all you can do is troll on the fagnets
djahandarie: and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
djahandarie: it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
djahandarie: dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
djahandarie: while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
djahandarie: you say i'm still in school
djahandarie: but the fact is that i know the rule
djahandarie: cuz you need to go back to grade three
djahandarie: and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
http402: Time to bend over and apply a patch,
http402: Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
http402: Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
http402: You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
http402: I'd pass the torch to a real winner
http402: But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
http402: Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
http402: I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
http402: Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
http402: Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
http402: Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
djahandarie: Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
djahandarie: You win haha
* http402 takes a bow
“Okay lmao if they took her are they suppose to give her back? LOl,”
– Murder-For-Hire Plot Unfolds In Text Messages
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and says, “Can I join you?”
Hey baby, what’s your sine
Abby: Things are going well. I'm sitting in psychology learning about disorders
Jamie: what kind of disorders?
Abby: Depression, schizophrenia
Jamie: oo, learned anything interesting?
Abby: men are more likely to kill themselves but women try more
Jamie: hahahaha that's incredible
Blindspots - Movie Reviews for Visually Impaired... →
A continually-updated collection of movie reviews based around one very interesting concept — how accessible they are to the visually impaired.
Watch YouTube Movies in Full 720p HD Glory →
http://zombo.com is my homepage for life
Every work email I get starts with “Designers, ” and I laugh as I read it in Tim Gunn’s voice every time
I’m really loving http://nowdothis.com - it’s so well done
Scientists confirmed E=mc2 today. (http://tr.im/1cc8) - The news to me? Apparently there’s a job to double-check everything Einstein did.
WatchYahtzee’s rveview of Fable 2 was one of his better ones.
I’ve said both “I’ve never seen so many USB ports in my life!” and “Ooo, Gmail has themes now!” today. I should probably reevaluate my life.
Blind woman threatened with lawsuit over $.01... →
peterwknox:
markyb:
lifeofbk:
up-schist-creek:
Claims she never saw this coming.
Allegations against her make almost no cents.
Her argument is all washed up.
Says she still hasn’t seen the bill.
These are the corneast jokes yet.
Skinny models are a 'turn off' in advertising,... →
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: Curvy Girls > Skinny Girls