November 2008
Google Lets You Text Message from GMail? →
Not for me, but this is very exciting! Does anybody else have this feature?
Michael Jackson - Thriller (Richard Grey Remix)
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October 2008
Google is Preventing Zombies from Eating Your... →
How thoughtful of them…
Brilliant Idea
Obama should do another infomercial with Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy.
Manly Bike for Sale →
Kids Halloween Candy Code →
“Growing up in the Bowling Green neighborhood of Sacramento, I was taught how to read and mark houses with the Halloween Candy Code. For kids with an early curfew these codes were invaluable. Once we tagged a house, our peers could use our marks to reap the best full-size chocolate bars while avoiding Chex mix and dried apricots.”
WatchSteven Colbert and a loved Warner Brothers Cartoon have a suprising endorsement for president.
Struggling Lower-Class Still Unsure How Best To... →
Sightspeed is better than Skype →
Liking this a lot better, quality-wise.. it uses less resources too!
The Black Ghosts - Anyway You Choose To Give It...
Obama's 30-minute Appeal to the American People →
Obama hit a home run with this one, this is one of the most impressive pieces of video I’ve ever seen.
maninthedark.com →
Guy shoots kids for knocking his McCain sign over →
I hope he’s still in jail on November 4th
“By the end of the week, he’ll be accusing me of being a secret communist...”
– Barack Obama
Lame airline pilot jokes
Jess: i've decided the pilot's name in this piece is scott bluff. but now i need a really lame pilot joke.
Me: ha! k hang on
Me: "Sorry about the delay there folks. Captain Bluff had to close his tab at the bar. I kid. I pay cash."
Me: "My name is Scott Bluff and I'll be your captain for the day. Thank you for flying with us and don't worry, the Bluff knows his Stuff!"
Me: "Bluff here. Anyone seen my glasses?"
Me: "This is your captain speaking. Is there anyone onboard who wouldn't mind stepping onto the tarmac and giving us a little push? As an added incentive I'll let you steer as we cross the border."
Me: "I know what you're thinking and no, Bluff is not my real name. It's Bakula."
Me: "Good evening, folks. Tonight we'll be cruising at a delicious altitude of 35,000 feet and uh..... I'm sorry I'm not sure what to say here. This is my first time."
Me: "Captain Scott Bluff here and I'd like to welcome you all onto my plane today. I say it's mine because I'm stealing it."
Why don't more people use Orca?
In my personal tests the last couple of nights, Orca has the lightest memory footprint and loads pages fast. How fast? Faster than Firefox, Opera, K-Meleon, Avant, IE, etc.
It uses the same Modern Gecko engine that Firefox, K-Meleon, and others use so websites load nicely, and it has several features build into the browser that Firefox users can only gain by adding add-ons to their browser....
Memo to myself: Stop putting personal notes meant only for me in public places.
http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=55086 →
Did you guys see this one yet?
The Same Radio Station that Obama spoke with has... →
Good work, Drudge Report, Faux News, John McCain. This needs to be spread around.
“Today I found that someone stole a queen-sized electric blanket and a package of...”
– The Wal-Mart Theft Index: How to Tell if We’re in a Depression
No wait, I want to change it to the ability to summon wolves at any occasion. Is it too late for that? Damn.
If I could have one super power it would be the ability to always be really, really well rested.
WatchMTVMusic has pop-up video too?!
“He was a genius - that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without...”
– Robertson Davies
WatchThe 236 video going around of the synchronized debate is amazing, as is this video.
“The Phillies will be fucked if the Rays stay in a Holiday Inn Express tonight.”
– Comment on Deadspin
Due to the rain delay, the Rays returned to their hotel after checking out this morning only to find that there were no vacancies. (via thedailywhat)
barackobamaeatsbabies.com →
(Via markyb/thedailywhat/robot-heart)
WatchThis is the best caricature I’ve seen of the vaguely-Stepford-wives vibe that Cindy McCain gives off. (Via gregbrown/robot-heart)
America: A Base Was Stolen In The World Series!
microphoned:
Go grab your free tacos at any participating Taco Bell stores tomorrow from 2 to 6 pm!
God Bless America
“I am a sick man … I am a wicked man. An unattractive man, I think my liver...”
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky - Notes from the Underground - 10 Outrageous Opening Lines in Literature
Call Center Workers Walk Off Job →
They’d rather protest, than read a John McCain script attacking Obama
“And these Offices, all about my paper, that’s that Dundler-Miflin shit”
– Joe Budden (via iammattjordan)